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| 1. | A president who breaks the law is a threat to the very structure of our government. |
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| 2. | A zebra does not change its spots. |
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| 3. | Airplane travel is nature's way of making you look like your passport photo. |
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| 4. | As president, I will bring all the parties and stakeholders together. I am going to come up with a solution that respects the environment and does not cause an upheaval in the economy. |
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| 5. | During my service in the United States Congress, I took the initiative in creating the Internet. |
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| 6. | George Bush taking credit for the wall coming down is like the rooster taking credit for the sun rising. |
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| 7. | Hey, you know what, I've gotta go on that 'Letterman' show. That show is so lame. |
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| 8. | How could this Y2K be a problem in a country where we have Intel and Microsoft? |
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| 9. | I have absolutely no plans and no expectations of ever being a candidate again. |
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| 10. | I have made good judgments in the past. I have made good judgments in the future. |
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| 11. | I invented the internet. |
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| 12. | I pledge to you today that as president, in my first budget, I will introduce the largest increase in special education ever. |
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| 13. | I think George W. Bush has a warm, engaging personality. But, you know, the presidency is more than just a popularity contest. |
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| 14. | Iraq's search for weapons of mass destruction has proven impossible to deter and we should assume that it will continue for as long as Saddam is in power. |
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| 15. | No matter how hard the loss, defeat might serve as well as victory to shake the soul and let the glory out. |
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| 16. | Our democracy, our constitutional framework is really a kind of software for harnessing the creativity and political imagination for all of our people. The American democratic system was an early political version of Napster. |
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| 17. | Our world faces a true planetary emergency. I know the phrase sounds shrill, and I know it's a challenge to the moral imagination. |
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| 18. | The Bush administration works closely with a network of rapid response digital brownshirts who work to pressure reporters and their editors for 'undermining support for our troops.' |
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| 19. | The day I made that statement, about the inventing the internet, I was tired because I'd been up all night inventing the Camcorder. |
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| 20. | The first less is this: take it from me, every vote counts. |
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| 21. | The planet has a fever. If your baby has a fever, you go to the doctor. If the doctor says you need to intervene here, you don't say, 'Well, I read a science fiction novel that told me it's not a problem.' If the crib's on fire, you don't speculate that the baby is flame retardant. You take action. |
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| 22. | The presidency is more than a popularity contest. |
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| 23. | Verbosity leads to unclear, inarticulate things. |
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| 24. | We need to remake the Democratic party. We need to remake America. |
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| 25. | We're all capable of mistakes, but I do not care to enlighten you on the mistakes we may or may not have made. |
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| 26. | When you have the facts on your side, argue the facts. When you have the law on your side, argue the law. When you have neither, holler. |
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| 27. | While President Bush likes to project an image of strength and courage, the real truth is that in the presence of his large financial contributors, he is a moral coward. |
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| 28. | Who are these people? (To a tour guide at Monticello after seeing busts of George Washington and Ben Franklin). |
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